Interesting and Clever Facebook Status Messages

Pakistan may not have a Nuclear weapon, but they do have Imran Lakhani, and India cannot produce one. No matter how hard it tries. :)


Imran is Loved by Some, Hated by Many, Envied by Most, Yet Desired by Plenty.


More You Sweat In Peace, Less You Bleed In War.


All the desirable things in Life are either Illegal, Expensive, Fattening or Married to Someone Else.


Good Morning... I see the assassins have failed :)




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I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case. ;)




Har cheez apne waqt par achi lagti hai, naiki karne ka sahi waqt hai "Jawani", hum "Naikiyan" us waqt karte hain jab "Buraiyan" karne ke qabil nahi rehte




Imran is Loading ████████████ 99%




Imran is experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's a minute




Imran is cle'a]ni.ng hi's ke]yb29oa;rd




Imran feels like getting some work done...and so I am sitting down until the feeling passes ;)






There are people who live their whole life in Default settings, never realize they can Customize it.




‎"2 GET & 2 GIVE" creates 2 many problems...
But
(Just double it)
"4 GET & 4 GIVE" solves All the problems...




(URDU)
Har Cheez Apne Waqt Par Achi Lagti Hai.
Naiki Karne ka sahi waqt Jawani Hai.
Hum Naikiyan us waqt Karte Hain, Jab Buraiyan Karne Kay Qabil Nahi Rehte

(ENGLISH)

Everything suits on Time
The Best Time for Good Deeds is Young Age
We do good deeds when we cannot commit more Sins.